The Little Book with No Pictures

Now the youngest book lovers can enjoy the silliness of words! This board book has all the delights and giggles of the mega-bestseller The Book With No Pictures, but its brand-new content is perfect for babies and toddlers.

What might the words in this book with no pictures make the reader say? 
Maybe: "BONK my nose!" or "MOO like a cow!" or "Eat the book—yum yum yum!"
It might even include some actions, like bouncing and hugging and dancing.
Wait—WHAT?! 
This book is ridiculous! And so much silly fun!